Don’t let my comical words deceive you! I TOTALLY own my own Box of X, for the use of video system games.

But seriously, 60+ hours in Shadow of Mordor so far, and I couldn’t tell you how much of that has been spent pruning my Uruk Tree. Which is good, because I don’t WANT to know.

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